Of Dogs and Raccoons

Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*

Friend: no.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

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—	Hunter S. Thompson (via tattoolit)

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along

Why Batman isn’t allowed in St. Petersburg anymore.

6 things you’ll never hear from an english major

(from Eight Writers and the Walks That Inspired Them)